>She’s Not Wifey Material

>I see you getting all mad and acting all blue
You knew that she was not the kind to stay true
You knew it the first time she didn’t fix your plate
And now with her you realize your biggest mistake
You thought because she was a woman she could be your wife
And now it turns out that she almost ruined your life
Not every woman is wifey material
Especially if she doesn’t know that monogamy should be serial
You knew the two of you were unequally yoked
But you didn’t realize that and you took it for a joke
Just because opposites seem to always attract
Doesn’t mean that you were supposed to let her beauty distract
Everything about her broke every last rule
And now you’re walking around looking like a fool
You thought it was “Whoso findeth a woman has everything”
But it’s “Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing”
The definition of wife is not only female
And a wife doesn’t cause your life travail
She is your partner, your love, your spouse
She is not trying to divided your house
A wife has your back and always wants you to succeed
She is not trying to take everything from you because of greed
She’s got you even when you don’t know what you want
She’s not trying to keep everything for herself so she can flaunt
A wife is constantly lifting you up
Not holding you down making your life suck
For you she always does what’s best
A wife takes care of herself and knows how to dress
I know you wish that you had fully known the definition
Before you had given in to total submission
Next time you’ll realize that for a wife you don’t even have to look
Take time for yourself first and she’ll come as if you had ordered her out of a book